23 post beginners.

1.Blogs. Journals. What's the diff?
2.I'm scraping the edges of my brain for posting ideas now.
3.I test and then test and test some more.
4.My back's out of line and the chiropractor is going to twist me like a pretzel.
5.Hallway swimming isn't as glamourous as it sounds. My brother cleans those floors and I promise you don't want to slide around on them.
6.I'm writing a poem about my pile of laundry; I'll finish it as soon as I find my room.
7.Maybe I should start doing spiritual posts on Sundays. That might get in the way of my naps.
8.I have a doctorates degree in time wasting and procrastinating. Or I will as soon as I write my thesis. Eh. I'll do it later.
9.The camera is lonely. It needs pictures.
10.I could probably use all the oil on my face to make oil paints. But I won't, because that would be nasty.
11.I don't think I'll ever fully understand punctuation and maybe I'll just stop trying.
12.My favorite pass time is to not do whatever it is I should be doing. From this perspective, I get a lot done.
13.Raise your hand if you hate racist jokes. Actually raise your hand if you hate anything at all and we can be friends.
14.Everyone thinks my lion shirt is a tiger. Ignorant idiots.
15.Shakespeare is my homeboy. Let's leave it there.
16.Who else likes it when their dad brings home candy from Great Britain?
17.I wish Teacher Appreciation Week was every week. I also wish we didn't have school during Teacher Appreciation Week. I bet the teachers would appreciate that.
18.These are all things that I could post about but probably never will incase you missed that point.
19.I'm addicted to crayons, water and chapstick.
20.Who else names zits? I find it helps them heal faster. My newest friend is called Don Jon the coward. More Shakespeare. Sorry.
21.This part of the school year is like the end of an awful movie. You just want it to end.
22.This part of a post is similarly annoying.
23.Whatever.