23 post beginners.

1.Blogs. Journals. What's the diff?
2.I'm scraping the edges of my brain for posting ideas now.
3.I test and then test and test some more.
4.My back's out of line and the chiropractor is going to twist me like a pretzel.
5.Hallway swimming isn't as glamourous as it sounds. My brother cleans those floors and I promise you don't want to slide around on them.
6.I'm writing a poem about my pile of laundry; I'll finish it as soon as I find my room.
7.Maybe I should start doing spiritual posts on Sundays. That might get in the way of my naps.
8.I have a doctorates degree in time wasting and procrastinating. Or I will as soon as I write my thesis. Eh. I'll do it later.
9.The camera is lonely. It needs pictures.
10.I could probably use all the oil on my face to make oil paints. But I won't, because that would be nasty.
11.I don't think I'll ever fully understand punctuation and maybe I'll just stop trying.
12.My favorite pass time is to not do whatever it is I should be doing. From this perspective, I get a lot done.
13.Raise your hand if you hate racist jokes. Actually raise your hand if you hate anything at all and we can be friends.
14.Everyone thinks my lion shirt is a tiger. Ignorant idiots.
15.Shakespeare is my homeboy. Let's leave it there.
16.Who else likes it when their dad brings home candy from Great Britain?
17.I wish Teacher Appreciation Week was every week. I also wish we didn't have school during Teacher Appreciation Week. I bet the teachers would appreciate that.
18.These are all things that I could post about but probably never will incase you missed that point.
19.I'm addicted to crayons, water and chapstick.
20.Who else names zits? I find it helps them heal faster. My newest friend is called Don Jon the coward. More Shakespeare. Sorry.
21.This part of the school year is like the end of an awful movie. You just want it to end.
22.This part of a post is similarly annoying.
23.Whatever.

laugh

I bet you are a little sick of hearing about how awkward my life is. 

If that is the case, you should probably get used to it 

My life is awkward enough to fill three books. 

Here's an example:

I hope you don't think this picture of my knees is too scandolous. 

Also, yes I know I am pasty, that's not my point. 

Look at that bruise there, 

That's what I get for thinking I can iceskate. 

I named it Kevin in  honor of the poor kids who tried to prank call my friend. 

Lets just say we don't take pranks easily. 

More recently, and by "recently" I mean today, 

I learned something about myself. 

Laughing is a joy. 

even when it is at myself. 

"those who laugh at themselves will never cease to be amused"

-Unknown

And lets just say, I was pretty amused today. 

I  woke up to find my friend had given me a present. 

That present was a cold. 

And since it's the season of giving, 

Mother Nature gave me a present as well. 

Yeah. 

I decided to sleep in instead of do my hair and makeup. 

In sacrament meeting I used up all my mom's tissues,

and realized that a panty liner is no longer enough for me. 

After sunday school I walked home.

I may have been walking around without pants for a while looking for the tampons.

I was pretty happy that all the neighbors were at church. 

When I got back to church 

only a few girls looked at me funny for walking in

 when there was only 5 minutes left of the lesson left. 

About that time, I looked down and realized that I had stepped in dog poop on the way back. 

Even dogs want to give me things. 

And just as the cherry on top, 

I get to speak in the stake fireside  tonight. 

On the bright side. 

I will die laughing.

But probably laughing at the thing I died of. 

Life is good kids. 

Laugh a little bit, it makes things better.