I decided that "swag" is a drug, that everyone is secretly taking. I am not interested in drugs, I keep the word of wisdom. Back off swaggies. The word "swag" actually has three informal definitions:
A) Money or goods taken by a thief or burglar.
B) Products given away for free, typically for promotional purposes.
C) Marijuana. Typically of a low grade.
Did you know that in the United States, 97 people die a year from "swag"? Ok, so I just made that up, but at least 97 swaggies are probably murdered a year by the folks who find them obnoxious. Swag is deadly. I just want to let everyone in on a little secret now, "swag" is not a synonym with "cool". It is a synonym with "cheap marijuana". In case you are suffering a bad case of "swagvocabitis" I have a few suggestions for you on some new words to describe yourself that are actual synonyms with "cool":
-Lover of family
-Subject of a black and white photo
-Owner of a nice camera
-Online shopper
-Watcher of "My Cat From Hell"
-Late sleeper
-Kind to others
-Close to the spirit
-Player of Nancy Drew
-Reader of good books
-Open minded
-Hard worker
-Lover of the light
-Shakespearean enthusiast
-Kindred spirit
Well, now that your vocabulary consists of more words than "swag" and "yolo", I hope you will start to change the world, one synonym at a time. Now go out, take chances, make mistakes and (most importantly) be cool and not swaggy.
1 comment:
Why is that picture so dang cute?
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