laugh

I bet you are a little sick of hearing about how awkward my life is. 

If that is the case, you should probably get used to it 

My life is awkward enough to fill three books. 

Here's an example:

I hope you don't think this picture of my knees is too scandolous. 

Also, yes I know I am pasty, that's not my point. 

Look at that bruise there, 

That's what I get for thinking I can iceskate. 

I named it Kevin in  honor of the poor kids who tried to prank call my friend. 

Lets just say we don't take pranks easily. 

More recently, and by "recently" I mean today, 

I learned something about myself. 

Laughing is a joy. 

even when it is at myself. 

"those who laugh at themselves will never cease to be amused"

-Unknown

And lets just say, I was pretty amused today. 

I  woke up to find my friend had given me a present. 

That present was a cold. 

And since it's the season of giving, 

Mother Nature gave me a present as well. 

Yeah. 

I decided to sleep in instead of do my hair and makeup. 

In sacrament meeting I used up all my mom's tissues,

and realized that a panty liner is no longer enough for me. 

After sunday school I walked home.

I may have been walking around without pants for a while looking for the tampons.

I was pretty happy that all the neighbors were at church. 

When I got back to church 

only a few girls looked at me funny for walking in

 when there was only 5 minutes left of the lesson left. 

About that time, I looked down and realized that I had stepped in dog poop on the way back. 

Even dogs want to give me things. 

And just as the cherry on top, 

I get to speak in the stake fireside  tonight. 

On the bright side. 

I will die laughing.

But probably laughing at the thing I died of. 

Life is good kids. 

Laugh a little bit, it makes things better.