Basically

We got a new toilet. 

I was the first to go in it.

I am very proud of that fact.

My lawn and I are very similar.
We both love it when it rains.

I'm a Sophomore. 

(a poem)

Big bad new school.

All the kids think they're the chedder,

But I know better,

They're not so cool. 

If books were cake I would be fat.

And happy. 

But books aren't cake,

So I'm not fat.

Just happy.

I hid a dream catcher in my closet.

I want you all to know now that I am petty. 

And I am very very concerned about shoes.

Go home highschool. 

You're drunk.